Google’s failed account transition experience

I am so incredibly frustrated with Google right now. I have basically been booted out of my own Android Marketplace account and I can no longer manage my own account or applications.

Here is my experience so far…

I try to log into my Android Market account to manage my apps and this is what I get! WTF?! Where are my apps? Why am I being asked to registered? I’m already registered. Why are you asking me for money?!

So I shoot an email to support about this issue. First of all, it was hell trying to find a way to actually contact them in the first place. Their SLA on this is 3 days. I’m just glad the changes I need to make are not critical.

This is the response I get from Google Support.

Thanks for writing in. Our records indicate that due to Apps Engine transition your Android Market registration has been transferred to maciej%s***.com@gtempaccount.com. To get access to your Android Market developer account, just visit our Developer Console at http://market.android.com/publish and sign in with maciej%s***.com@gtempaccount.com email address.

WHAT?! I mean, I get the directions, but this makes no sense.

So here is a screen capture of my next few steps.

Ok… I’ve signed in… this is not what I am expecting at all. Still no app management screen.

So I follow the instructions.

Ok. I’ll sign in with my real account now.

This isn’t getting me any closer. I already transitioned everything that I could using the tool. So I guess I have to select “Other products” in the lower right, since the two that were mentioned in support were “Apps Engine” and “Android Marketplace”.

Well looks like all of those links actually lead to the same damn thing.

Ok… this isn’t Google Voice. I guess I’ll continue the trail trying to find Android Marketplace or App Engine.

Ok, this is starting to feel like a dead end now. I don’t want to share, I want to move, or at least I’ve been told I want to move.

Yup, it’s confirmed… dead end.

 

Luckily it was broken enough that when I went back to http://market.android.com/publish and I was already logged in with that stupid gtempaccount.com I was able to get to the app management screen.

Now if I could only get my real email address back, that would be great.

Your opinions don’t matter!

If you are responsible for defining the product of your company/org your opinions (and thus ideas) don’t matter, customer dialog does.

As a product manager your job, among other things, is to define your product, that is, what the development team is supposed to build in order to satisfy the needs of the customer. This role can be disguised in many titles: Program Manager, Product Manager, CEO, etc. This has been my career for six years now both at Microsoft as a Program Manager and at PHP Fog as a Product Manager. In one case, Microsoft, there was very limited customer dialog (and damn it was hard to change that), and in the second, PHP Fog, I have a very rich dialog with customers. This had a number of downstream effects on their respective organizations and success. I want to share some of those observations in those two cases.

Microsoft: Limited customer interaction

  1. To be successful you must have strong opinions. You must be the first to state the consensus conclusion during debates.
  2. Product success criteria isn’t defined by product/market fit, it is defined by the most senior manager’s opinions/ideas (which are loosely correlated to product/market fit).
  3. Product success/failure is not correlated to individual product success/failure.
  4. You must persuade others to invest in ideas based on your arguments, opinions, ideas and research (not customer evidence).
  5. The perceived leaders are those that voice their opinion first and loudest (quite literally).
  6. Define fictional “scenarios” and “customer profiles” with fictional companies/names to highlight requirements.
  7. You hear people say “In my opinion”, or “I think” and “customers want” (that last one is usually invented)

PHP Fog: Rich customer dialog

  1. To be successful you must have strong customer evidence (sprinkled with some opinions)
  2. Product success is based on market goals which we can measure
  3. If I am successful as a PM I am making a very strong contribution to the success of  PHP Fog.
  4. My team asks me what to build, and I merely rephrase our customers to make it actionable
  5. The leaders are those that stimulate a productive environment and build relationships (team, partners, customers, investors, etc)
  6. Product priorities and requirements are backed by countless pieces of customer feedback
  7. Usually start sentences with “Customer [xyz] needs…”

Caveat: I am just highlighting the contrast, though at Microsoft some of those elements can vary in severity depending on the product.

As a product manager, if you want to build a successful product, start by throwing out your opinions. The magic is in being able to stimulate meaningful conversation with customers and making this actionable to the development team.

Almond crusted Tilapia with Spinach and Sweet Potatoes

It’s been a while since I cooked a dinner and posted it on this blog. This has mostly been due to the fact that I’ve been traveling, moving to Portland, changing jobs, etc.

Tonight’s meal was surprising good despite me having been out of practice for so long.

The fish was an almond crusted Tilapia on a bed of sauteed spinach and lemon juice. Before baking the fish I first put a layer of Dijon mustard and an almond mixture which included lemon zest and dill. I thought the mustard would give it some kick, but rather it made the fish a little sweeter. Here is the “Almond & Lemon Crusted Fish with Spinach” recipe from EatingWell.com.

The sweet potatoes (Yams), was my little invention. It was just mashed sweet potatoes with brown sugar; fairly standard. The secret was the sage butter. I made some sage butter with sage and lemon zest. Here is the recipe for the sage butter.

Moved from WordPress.com to PHPFog.com

I just followed the instructions on Migrate Your WordPress blog to PHP Fog and I moved this blog from WordPress.com where I was paying extra for modifying CSS and custom domain name, to PHP Fog, where I am hosting it for free and I can install all the cool plugins I want and create my own theme. I was rather surprised that the migration process was so painless. I have all those images that needed to migrate. I waited several minutes as the import completed, but it certainly finished and I have all my contents. WordPress could improve the experience of the import tool for large sets, but as long as it completed successfully I am happy.